Before Christian Bale's eye-opening tirade on the set of Terminator Salvation, we were all a little more willing to excuse his flights of freaky, even when he went on that murdering spree in American Psycho.

Perhaps it was because he continued to look so good while committing acts of homicide.

Want to be the most fashionable axe murderer ever?

[$235-$550, Best Made Company]

These designer axes are forged and tempered in Maine, with the handles made of hardwood and hand-painted and -polished in good 'ol New Jersey. They come with names like Jim Dandy, Fawn's Feather, and Handsome Dan.

[Via I Love Bad Things]

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