
Financial struggles. A May that seems more like April. That weight that won't come off. General malaise.
I need a hero. (Seriously. Start playing the song at that link before you click through for the rest of this post; I'm trying to set the mood here, people.)

[$18, Spinning Hat]
This shirt transforms anyone into an instant hero (or possible homicidal maniac).
[Via The Awesomer]
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