The funny part is, normally I'd show you this, and say, "Nah, just kidding, it's an alarm clock," or something like that. But this is actually exactly what you think it is:

It's latex fetish wear based on the alien. You know, from alien?

Look, I've only seen people have sex in movies and things, so I don't really know, but... Don't you need to get some of your body out of a latex suit in order to, you know, do it? Aren't there supposed to be snaps and zippers and things?

And why is this even remotely sexy? It looks like you're a human castle bounce.

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[Via Cakehead Loves Evil]

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