Tools of Seduction: Very Temporary Tattoos

Posted by Steph Auteri

I know that tats are a dime a dozen these days, but something deep inside me still finds them sexy.

Perhaps this is due to early teen memories of Jersey Shore boardwalk tattoo parlor workers with lip rings and bleached blonde, spiky hair. Perhaps...

Which is why today's tool of seduction plays into that, in a not-totally-committed sort of way:

 

[$13, Etsy]

Yup. Knee high tattoo socks, a variety of which are available through the Etsy tattoo socks shop.

How this will get you laid: Okay, it won't. Because as soon as you slither out of your socks, that guy you reeled in will walk away in disgust, boner or not.

Related: Love It or Leave It? Fake Tat Tees


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Posted Apr 23 2009, 02:17 PM
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Comments

Shaun Seneviratne said:

i walk around the jersey shore with my shirt rolled up and my tramp stamp exposed. works every time.

April 23, 2009 3:32 PM

Steph Auteri said:

@Shaun: I'll bet you do.

April 24, 2009 5:28 PM

About Steph Auteri

Steph Auteri is a freelance writer and proofreader who has been published in Publishers Weekly, New York Press, Playgirl, and other bastions of fine writing. She maintains a professional site -- stephiswrite.com -- and also blogs about freelancing over at Freelancedom.com. You can keep up on her day-to-day by visiting her Twitter page, http://twitter.com/stephauteri.

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