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Steph Auteri
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Steps for Keeping Loved Ones Close (To Your Cleavage):
- Purchase a good push-up bra.
- Put it on.
- Pull on a v-neck sweater.
- Locate a loved one.
- Hug them to your bosom.
OR, you could just...
[$153-$820, sweet tooth designs]
Yes, a bit pricey. But...cute? Creepy? Overmuch? You tell me.
Related: Celebrations: National Cleavage Day
About Steph Auteri
Steph Auteri is a freelance writer and proofreader who has been published in Publishers Weekly, New York Press, Playgirl, and other bastions of fine writing. She maintains a professional site -- stephiswrite.com -- and also blogs about freelancing over at Freelancedom.com. You can keep up on her day-to-day by visiting her Twitter page, http://twitter.com/stephauteri.
