From time to time, we could all use a match or two. So why not stock up on these matchbooks, which are specially designed for those awkward bathroom moments:

[$7, The Future Perfect]
These incense matches come in six varieties and include such scents as cinnamon, strawberry, and sandalwood. Though when it comes down to it, isn't lighting an incense match even more obvious than lighting a normal one?
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