
[$10, Sur La Table]
These salad hands include ergonomic, nonslip grips that make it easier for you to...um...toss your salad. The lips on the grip also rest easily on any bowl.
Funny how something so colorful and truly helpful could remind me of something so dark and creepy:

Modern Materialistas, meet Salad Fingers.
Better yet, meet Salad Fingers in action:
I apologize to those of you who are now disturbed beyond belief.
[Via Apartment Therapy]
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