Tools of Seduction: One Colorful Package

Posted by Steph Auteri

No, not this one...(though wouldn't you like to know what's in that particularly pretty package)

This one:

 

Yowza!

According to Jockey, sales of pink briefs have soared 62% since the start of the year.

You can pick up a pair for your man right here, for $19.

How this will get you laid: Much like the vagina dress, these colorful panties highlight one of your best assets. Women won't be able to tear their eyes away. Nothing like looking at a nice, colorful package to get the blood flowing.

[Via Jezebel and Mail Online]

Related: Tools of Seduction: Highlighting Your Assets, Test Drive: Ginch Gonch, What's Under Those Panties?, Bodily Function Underwear


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About Steph Auteri

Steph Auteri is a freelance writer and proofreader who has been published in Publishers Weekly, New York Press, Playgirl, and other bastions of fine writing. She maintains a professional site -- stephiswrite.com -- and also blogs about freelancing over at Freelancedom.com. You can keep up on her day-to-day by visiting her Twitter page, http://twitter.com/stephauteri.

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