I never did trust a Ken doll. Just look at his silent smirk, those cold eyes, that perfectly coiffed hair. And we all know how weird things get below the belt. But how did Ken become this creepy, American-Psycho-esque creature? Apparently, he had a seriously intense emo period:

[$297, Colette]

Presenting the emo/goth/vinyl-clad Ken doll, from London fashion designer Gareth Pugh. This explains a lot. A whole lot. 

[via Nerd Approved]

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