It's a fact: there are certain substances in nature that significantly increase libido. We've all had an evening of popping oysters and nibbling chocolate just to see what might happen, right? (Really, any reason to consume oysters and chocolate in ridiculous quantities is a good thing.) But what if you could forgo grocery shopping, cooking, or going out to eat and instead have your own bottle of aphrodisiac ready and waiting?

For your libido-heightening convenience, here is a roundup of bonafide love potions: 

[$30, Kiki de Montparnasse] 

Ah, Kiki. You've seduced us already with your irresistible lingerie, and now you have a sexy little bottle of aphrodisiac. Made from "sacred natural aphrodisiacs," this love potion gets big points for packaging design... though at $30 for a two-person serving, it ain't cheap.   

[$3, Soda Gallery] 

Remember this love potion soda? I think I spent one high school summer drinking a whole case of these, then making out with Kyle Winters to see if I felt sexy. Come to think of it, I'm not sure I knew what sexy felt like back then. Anyway, Love Potion #69 does claim to combine natural aphrodisiacs with easy-to-drink soda goodness, so it might be worth a shot.  

[Price upon request, SLD Manufacturers]

Speaking of shots, if you're looking for a sure-fire love potion, I'd go with this aphrodisiac liqueur. It's imported from South Africa and extremely hard to find, but the combination of alchohol, cream, and aphrodisiac is definitely worth the virtual elbow grease.

How this will get you laid: You simply can't argue with nature.    

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