
As we all know, breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Check out Mr. Toast up there; he probably had a healthy serving of, um, himself before he headed out the door to face the day.
But when you can't get a complete breakfast (or if you're like me and consider the three food groups to be toast, bacon, and eggs), then you definitey need this plush tribute to all things breakfast:

Mr. Toast, aka the Toastmaster General.

Mr. Bacon, who I can only imagine looks puzzled because he can't figure out what makes him taste so good.

And Mr. Egg, who is thrilled he's about to be eaten.(It's a fact that eggs aren't the sharpest creatures.)
[$6 each, Mr. Toast]
While I am normally completely freaked out by anthropomorphic food, I'm willing to make an exception for these guys. Thanks to Diana for the tip!
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