Nope, nothing phallic about that picture at all. Not one bit.

Anyway, for those of you who are interested in what this champagne is, and why it's so expensive, Diadema Diamante is a champagne which would cost a pretty penny regardless of its label. However, it is the label that jacks up the price:

- The "regular" version comes in a 4 karat bottle emblazoned with 134 diamonds. That costs $10,506.

- The "magnum" version includes 180 diamonds, and is packed in wooden boxes lined with black leather, sewn with silver thread. Now only $15,757!

What economic downturn?

[Diadema]

[Via Born Rich]