When you have two cats, it's manageable. They only require one litter box...one feeding a day...They sleep by your feet at night, but are mostly invisible during the working hours...They wait their turn when it comes to playing with the Cat Dancer, or being snuggled, because they like to pretend they don't need snuggles anyways.
When you have three cats, it feels like they're everywhere, and the work required to care for them is suddenly three times as much.

[$24, Fred Flare]
Fred Flare suggests getting a Kitty Kat Light instead, but aren't those eyes the creepiest thing you've ever seen!?
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