
Got your attention? Good.
I want to talk to you about a serious epidemic sweeping the nation, nay, the world! Two words: puffy nips.

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Every day people seek out help regarding this problem but their pleas fall on deaf ears. Well, it looks like our friends in the Pacific overheard and decided to do something about it:

I find it somewhat hard to believe that these are actual products, but not so surprised that they are from Japan.
File under ridiculous.
[Via Albotas]
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