Ah, Bret and Jemaine: you've returned to us, and I couldn't be happier, what with my hardcore FOTC habit that causes frequent Season One benders and more than a few unnecessary run-ins with fruit vendors. So, in honor of Season Two of the beloved Conchords, here are a few products essential for any true fan. And the best part? They're all made by fans as geeky as I am, but with way more spare time on their hands:

[$5.50, Etsy]

The "Most Beautiful Girl in the Room" compact mirror is the perfect way to say that you are indeed hotter than any other female in the immediate vicinity. Plus imagine the convenient conversation starter if you run into another Cutest Person in the Room who is also a Conchords fan.

[$20, Nerdy Shirts]

Business time is everyone's favorite time, right? So whether it's Wednesday night or Monday morning, pants on or socks off, show 'em that business time is anytime.

[$20, Cafe Press] 

Who's the boom king? You are, baby -- in the kitchen at least -- with this simple but effective design. Strap it on, make a sandwich or two, and you've got a serious boom sale happening. 

[$14, Zazzle]

I often dream of turning my little home office into a replica of Murray's consular abode, and now the dream can be a reality. I just need a "New Zealand... Cool" poster, a band agenda and a leggy blonde, and I'm all set.

Now does anybody out there know how to score a free HBO subscription?