Sometimes I worry about my breasts. Do they get bored, fettered in confining undergarments? Are they stressed out, wondering what's happening in the big, wide world beyond the blouse? Maybe it's time to give something back...

Behold the breast-massaging bra:

It's a bra. That massages your breasts. 

Has anyone tried this? Does it feel like there's a tiny masseuse trapped in your shirt?

Alas, the Magical Massage Bra is only available in bulk from its manufacturer. 

[Shenzen Pengo Electronic Co.]

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