Look... Maybe it's the fact that I'm Jewish, and didn't have to deal with it a lot growing up, but I like fruitcake. Sweet bread filled with candy? Sign me up.

But, I am aware that most people don't feel the same way, and would wonder how fruitcake could get even more inedible. Well, wonder no more:

From Archie McPhee comes inflatable fruitcake. Shipped flat, this is the perfect alternative to anyone who wants a fruitcake they definitely won't be forced to eat.

By the way, if anyone doesn't want their fruitake, just send it over to me; I'll eat it. Not this inflatable one, though.

[$10, Archie McPhee]

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