Ok, I know you're only interested in the "B" part of that BLT. So how do you get a calorie-free BLT with extra bacon?
With these BLT-scented candles. I don't know what one does with lettuce and tomato-scented candles, but the bacon one will definitely put me in the mood.
[$33.95, Grateful Palate]
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