I keep a lot of lists — to-do lists, food-I've-eaten-today lists, what-I've-spent-my-money-on lists, story-idea lists, and shit lists. Lately, Sarah Palin has topped the latter, which has inspired a whole new list: the Things-I-can't-stand-about-Sarah-Palin list. It looks like this:

1. Her alphabet is missin' the 'G'
2. I don't like pitbulls
3. Fluitist beauty pageant contestants are cliche
4. If she's so close to Russia, maybe SHE's the domestic terrorist
5. Or, a spy!
6. What's so wrong with moose?
7. Or, books?
8. Or newspapers, magazines and news programs?
   
9. Or, you know, women not giving birth to their rapists' babies?
10. Her hair bugs me

Thankfully, I can write this list of a ceramic notepad, which means I can wipe it clean when Obama wins the election, and pack Palin away in my mental filing cabinet along with Christian Siriano, David Cook and everyone else who had their 15 minutes of fame in 2008.

[£20, YoYo Ceramics]

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