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Wendy Atterberry

Five Signs of a Bad Girl:
- Two words: tramp stamp
- Fake stripper rasp (think Lindsay Lohan)
- Her cell phone is covered with pink rhinestones
- More eyeliner than eye
- A condom caddy that clearly states her status
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About Wendy Atterberry
Wendy is a recent transplant to New York City via Chicago. She loves dive bars, diners and dark movie theaters and hates when people talk with affected accents (like Madonna and Johnny Depp). She lives in Manhattan with her boyfriend and two cats, and
has a blog like everyone else.