5 Reasons To Get Down On Your Knees

Posted by Steph Auteri

 

  1. you're proposing to your gf
  2. you're cleaning cat vomit out of the new carpet
  3. you're praying
  4. you're gardening
  5. you're pleasuring his ding-dong, or her hoo-ha

How to keep your knees from chafing?

The website says it's just meant for gardening, but I think they lack vision.

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Posted Aug 29 2008, 04:10 PM
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About Steph Auteri

Steph Auteri is a freelance writer and proofreader who has been published in Publishers Weekly, New York Press, Playgirl, and other bastions of fine writing. She maintains a professional site -- stephiswrite.com -- and also blogs about freelancing over at Freelancedom.com. You can keep up on her day-to-day by visiting her Twitter page, http://twitter.com/stephauteri.

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