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Posted by Steph Auteri

The sink's drain stopper
The garbage can (when it starts inexplicably stinking)
The vegetable drawer in the fridge (after I forget about the vegetables)
That spot on the window ledge where ants sometimes get in
The sponge

Perhaps I should — at the very least — replace the sponge...

[$5, Napa Farmhouse 1885]

These washcloths are made from 100% cotton sweaters, which makes me want to rub them slowly over my cheek before they get dirty.

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Posted Jul 11 2008, 09:30 AM

Filed under: kitchen, green

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