The Only Bush I Trust is My Own

Posted by Wendy Atterberry

 

Best Ways to Celebrate the 4th of July: 

  • Watching fireworks from a rooftop
  • Eating burgers and potato salad
  • Bottle rockets!
  • Go ahead — wear something red, white, blue and tacky
  • If you've got long hair, put it in a bun and hold it in place with little American flags
  • I mean, why not?
  • Oh, and buy this book, Goodnight Bush, and read it at your party
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About Wendy Atterberry

Wendy is a recent transplant to New York City via Chicago. She loves dive bars, diners and dark movie theaters and hates when people talk with affected accents (like Madonna and Johnny Depp). She lives in Manhattan with her boyfriend and two cats, and has a blog like everyone else.

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