
5 Things I Need In Order To Survive My Flight:
- Three books (one I'm already partway through, one to start when I finish the first one, and an extra one in case I miraculously finish the first extra one )
- My iPod
- A crossword puzzle book
- A selection of magazines
- Fruit-flavored Mentos to chew on in order to prevent my ears from popping
The 6th Item I'll Wish I Had:

[$22, A+R]
These 2-oz. travel bottles, for when they confiscate all the oversized liquids I'm also carrying.
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