Ah, the news… So puerile, so obsessed with the basest stories possible. There’s only one possible place for you, and that’s the toilet. Which is why this is so appropriate:

The Rsstroom Reader is  a genius design concept by DJ Spyhunter which parses your RSS feed, and prints it on toilet paper. It even senses your body weight on the toilet, and personalizes the news for you! Unless, I guess, everybody in your house has the same body weight.

[Via The Adventures of Teapot The Cat]