Just cuz you get laid off and kicked out of your apartment, doesn’t mean you can’t throw righteous cookouts anymore. Take that severance check and get yourself a Freedom Grill. Then find a good parking spot for a BBQ and evite/tweet/smoke signal/whatever your buds. What's so special about this Freedom Grill?, you ask. Well, I'll tell you:

It’s a kick ass grill that hooks up to your car. A patented swing-arm allows you to easily store your kitchen (or is it patio?) off the back of your new living space and extend it so you can still get into the trunk/pantry. Hatchback Sweet Hatchback. It’s a top-notch grill too – stainless steel grate, electronic starter and a 3 year/36,000 mile warranty (no joke, for reals). And when you get auto cabin fever, it easily removes for extra-vehicular use.

Freedom indeed. I hear Kohler is working on a in-car tub and shower. Suck it, landlords.

[$349, freedomgrill.com]