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“That Steak Has Your Name On It!”

Posted by Alex Zalben



It’s probably slightly too late to be thinking about personalized grilling accessories for your Memorial Day BBQ right now. However, while you’re lamenting the fact that you’re at work reading an awesome blog like this one, instead of munching on charred meats, why not get things set for your kick-ass Summer BBQ Spectacular, rather than waiting until the last second on that one, too.

The first thing you’ll need, of course, is the BBQ Branding Iron. Created by Solutions, the same people who brought you that sweet-ass Party Pump I previously posted about, the Branding Iron does precisely what you think it does. Just heat ‘er up, and brand your meat to your hearts content.

The best part about this little buddy is that it is completely customizable, as it comes with a full alphabet. If you don’t mind removing red hot metal letters from a branding iron, of course. Another option? Get one for everyone at your party, and then the statement in the title can be totally, one hundred percent accurate.

[$15, Solutions]

[Via TrendHunter]


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Posted May 26 2008, 12:30 PM
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    Alex Zalben is a writer living in New York City. He's written for McSweeney's, Modern Humorist and PulpSecret.com. As one-fifth of the sketch comedy group Elephant Larry, he has been written up in the New York Times, Chicago Tribune, and pretty much every other major publication. Their blog was named one of PC Magazine's Top Blogs for 2007, and they recently won an ECNY Award for their viral short, "Minesweeper: The Movie." Alex did not know love until he bought his first Mac.

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