
Swedish design firm Com-pa-ny has a number of delightful and weird products on their extremely difficult to navigate website, including the above wearable beards [ Approx. $61], but for my money, the best one is this Rocking Bear:

As for the price below, I don’t know if there’s supposed to be a comma or period in there somewhere, cause if not, man… That’s one expensive rocking bear. Link below is to the website, but to order the chair (or the beard), e-mail ‘em at info@com-pa-ny.com.
[1575 EUR, Com-pa-ny]