Best! Chips! Ever!!!

Posted by Wendy Atterberry

Oh. My. God, you guys. Have you tried these yet? I tried to go on a diet a couple of months ago and then I went to a friend's place for Dominoes Night and someone opened a bag of these Sea Salt and Pepper Kettle Chip and I have been steadily gaining weight since then. So far, I'm up about 4 dress sizes. You think I'm kidding, but I'm not! God, these chips are so good that if I heard for some strange reason they were being discontinued (which would never happen because they are SO GOOD), I would:

  1. Spend my entire life's savings on all the bags left in all the stores in the whole wide world
  2. I'd write letters to my senators and congress people
  3. I'd start a website called Save the Kettle
  4. I don't know what the content or its purpose would be...
  5. but it doesn't really matter...
  6. everyone knows that websites have power
  7. I'd cry and cry and cry and cry
  8. And then I'd finally start that diet I'm always talking about

Thankfully none of these options are necessary as the Sea Salt and Pepper chips are here to stay. They're a perfect addition to your Memorial Day BBQ, btw.

[$33.46 for a pack of 15, Amazon


Comments

Annie Bowser said:

Kettle Chips are awesome!

They're extra-crunchy & delicious :-)

May 22, 2008 10:25 PM

jennifun said:

Kettle Chips are fantastic....

but there are two other flavors that are incredible:

Cheddar Beer (which tastes exactly like it, but in a delicious, mouth-watering kind-of way) & Spicy Thai (for the folks who love spicy foods and ginger)

And both go well with beer!!!

May 23, 2008 12:43 AM

traceymullane said:

i too, have lived for the sea salt and black pepper kettle chops for several years. when i feel like cheating, i buy the honey mustard kettle chips...

May 26, 2008 2:52 PM

About Wendy Atterberry

Wendy is a recent transplant to New York City via Chicago. She loves dive bars, diners and dark movie theaters and hates when people talk with affected accents (like Madonna and Johnny Depp). She lives in Manhattan with her boyfriend and two cats, and has a blog like everyone else.

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