I love coffee. It would take a lot for me to give it up. I mean, I've heard all about how coffee ages your skin and yellows your teeth, but even my vanity — which can be a bit extreme at times — isn't enough to curtail my daily addiction. I've given it a lot of thought, though, and there are a handful of things that could persuade me to give up coffee...at least periodically:

1. A million dollars
2. The promise of great success, health and happiness
3. Someone like Javier Bardem asking me to
4. These cute Tea code cups with their adorable little buttons for tea bag strings.
5. Temporary insanity