Shoestring Therapy

Posted by Wendy Atterberry

 

Is there really anyone out there who couldn't benefit from a little therapy? I mean, we're all so fucked up. We can't sleep anymore, we're starving ourselves or eating way too much, we drink too much, too, and we sabotage anything good that comes our way because we can't get our heads around actually deserving happiness. Oh come on, I know I'm not just talking about myself here — you guys are just as crazy! So why aren't we all in therapy? Oh yeah, because we like paying our rent. But what if we could get therapy on the cheap? What if we could solve our emotional issues for less than $15? Oh, it can be done:

 

Therapy flashcards help you self-diagnose your problems and include techniques and tips in healing all that ails you. Save your hundreds of dollars in therapy bills for a nice vacation.

[$14.99, Knock Knock

Then again, if you decide to go to real therapy, you might want to start saving your pennies:

 

 [$8.95, Patina]


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About Wendy Atterberry

Wendy is a recent transplant to New York City via Chicago. She loves dive bars, diners and dark movie theaters and hates when people talk with affected accents (like Madonna and Johnny Depp). She lives in Manhattan with her boyfriend and two cats, and has a blog like everyone else.

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