Gadget Washes Away Stench of Shame

Posted by Steph Auteri

Way back when, during my college years, I had a one-night stand. I had just "crossed" into sorority-dom, had hopped four parties, and had somehow been lured back to an out-of-the-way apartment with the promise of kahlua. The fact that my entire sorority had the hots for the guy only somewhat dulled the shame I felt. Here, five things that went through my head on the long trek home:

  1.  I am wildly hungover...
  2. ...yet still wildly hungry.
  3. I will eat this lollipop to stave off the hunger.
  4. Does it still count if he was too drunk to keep it up?
  5. I smell.

If you don't even have the time to stop home before stumbling your way in to work, there is something to ease that last point, at least:

[£23.81,  Made in Design]

This Universal Shower Diffuser attaches to the top of a standard PET water bottle, and allows the water to be dispensed through it — as with a shower head — when squeezed.

[Via Gizmodo]

 


Posted May 13 2008, 10:30 AM
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About Steph Auteri

Steph Auteri is a freelance writer and proofreader who has been published in Publishers Weekly, New York Press, Playgirl, and other bastions of fine writing. She maintains a professional site -- stephiswrite.com -- and also blogs about freelancing over at Freelancedom.com. You can keep up on her day-to-day by visiting her Twitter page, http://twitter.com/stephauteri.

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