I Hate the Phrase 'Baby Bump'

Posted by Wendy Atterberry

 

Don't you guys think it's weird that Nicole Kidman is 7 months pregnant and looks like she just had an extra burger and a bloomin' onion at Outback Steakhouse? God, when I get pregnant — one day, eventually....way in future, Mom, so don't get too excited —  I plan on eating my weight in ice cream every day and getting as big as a house. The plan is to fit into this by month 3:

 

 [$65, Bump Style]


Comments

Nicole said:

Thank you for mentioning this! Nicole Kidman is freakish and I'm fascinated. You may notice in pictures that she and that flat-iron loving husband of hers have to grab her stomach and pull tight the fabric so that everyone can photograph the slight bulge and remind everyone that yes, her girl-parts are still working.

April 30, 2008 3:10 PM

About Wendy Atterberry

Wendy is a recent transplant to New York City via Chicago. She loves dive bars, diners and dark movie theaters and hates when people talk with affected accents (like Madonna and Johnny Depp). She lives in Manhattan with her boyfriend and two cats, and has a blog like everyone else.

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