Ah, Skymall, eternally answering the questions we never ask. This time, Skymall answers the question, “Hey, what if you didn’t want to shake your own martinis?”
This question is answered by the Retro Martini Shaker, which is hilarious, because it’s not like olde timey bars had ginormous machines to shake martinis. No, they had, you know, their hands, and, you know, a martini shaker.
However, if you want to have something that looks kind of retro cool, and starts conversation*, then look no further than the Retro Martini Shaker.
[$60, Skymall]
*That conversation being, “Why do you own a machine to shake your martinis? What's wrong with you?”
