Back in college, I was totally super popular. Like, ridiculous popular. Everybody invited me to the cool parties, and wanted to hang out with me. And I was known as Beer Pong Zalben, because I was awesome at it, and…
Okay, none of this is true! I’m sorry! I actually never played a game of Beer Pong until two years ago, when I was touring with my sketch comedy group. We ended up hanging out in the enormous basement of a frat, challenging the frat boys to beer pong. And we won! Despite being somewhat less believable, this is all actually true.
So it was only a short time ago I was interested to the stupid joys of Beer Pong. For those of you who have a life-long addiction to the game, your toy has arrived. Firebox’s Beer Pong set comes with everything you need to start a rousing game, including a fold out Beer Pong table, fifty cups, two ice packs (for cooling the beer, natch), three ping pong balls, and a book of the official rules.
Oh, yeah, it doesn’t come with beer. You’ll need beer. And then, if you drink beer, you can be cool, like me!
[£80, Firebox]
[Via Toyology]
