Holy shit, this product is revolutionary. If you're a forgetful kind of person and can't seem to remember important dates no matter how many times you tattoo them on your body, this might just be the thing for you (providing you don't mind wearing jewelry and you've got an extra $760 to spare):

24 hours before your special day, the Remember Ring will heat up to 120 degrees for 10 seconds and will continue to warm up every hour on the hour all day! So, the big question is: what special day would you program your ring to remember?
[$760, Alaska Jewelry]
Thanks, Adam!
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