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The Modern Materialist

Tie One On With The Naughty Knot

Posted by Alex Zalben



Like some sort of reject from the Unfinished Halloween Costumes Hall of Fame comes the Naughty Knot.

Honestly, I do know if I need to describe what this is for, or how to use it, so I’ll leave it at one pressing question, and then give you some kinda not safe for work pictures: Why are there no bottoms? I mean, why isn’t there a matching pair of Naughty Knot Panties? Do they think you’re going to leave the bow on while you, uh… Put your present in the box, let’s say?

...You guys already skipped ahead to the other pictures, didn’t you? I’ll stop talking.




[£13.99, Drink Stuff]

PS: I'd like to point out that I'm aware "tie one on" relates to drinking, not sex, but really, I couldn't come up with a better pun. If you can come up with a better pun title to this post, I'll come to you place of work, only dressed in the Naughty Knot! Just kidding. Or am I?


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Posted Apr 10 2008, 12:30 PM
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Comments

Ummm. . . . said:

Is a thong a bottom?  Because if it is, then technically, this item seems to have one.

April 10, 2008 3:39 PM

Alex Zalben said:

Hmm... Fair point. I didn't really notice that the first time looking at it...

April 10, 2008 4:55 PM

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    Wendy Atterberry is a recent transplant to New York City via Chicago. You can often find her at some karaoke dive bar singing her repertoire, which includes "Midnight Train to Georgia," "Daniel," and most recently, "Sweet Dreams." Don't expect her to always hit the right notes. She lives in Manhattan with her boyfriend and two cats, and has a blog like everyone else.

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