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Digital Cutting Board is Crazy/Beautiful/Stupid

Posted by Alex Zalben



I have two reactions to this particular cutting board concept.

First reaction: “OHMIGOD! It’s a cutting board, but it’s also a sleek, Apple-esque gadget! My two favorite things!*”

Second reaction: “This may have been made by someone who has never cooked before.”

In all fairness, and to give you a little background, this was a project for a design class, to create a product that catered to a segment of the population, while being eco-friendly. That’s it. The student who created this didn’t need to back up his work or anything, he just needed to have a slick design.

In that, it works spectacularly, hence my first reaction. The essential idea of an active computer and screen in your cutting board, that can save space, and display recipes is a great idea.

In practice, though, two things happen:

1) When using a cutting board, it generally gets filled with stuff that was cut. So any area you needed to see the recipe on would essentially be unusable.

2) You need to cut on a cutting board. Which leads to nicks, and chips, and slice marks all over your expensive computer screen.

So yeah. Hence the “this guys has never cooked before reaction.

However, it’s easy to destroy, much harder to create, so here’s what I’m going to suggest: rather than picking apart this poor student’s work, I want us to figure out how to make this work. How can you have a cutting board, with all the functionality of a computer, without making it totally impractical to someone who would actually use a cutting board?

Thoughts? Comments? Complaints? Here’s a few more pics, to help you out.



*Being cooking and gadgets, not cutting boards and gadgets. I’d be a super lame-o if one of my two favorite things was cutting boards.

[Via Born Rich]


Comments

SP said:

You know, if the computer screen part curved up at an angle the way the handle does, that wouldn't be so bad -- you could read the recipe as you chopped, and you wouldn't be cutting on the screen itself.  And the screen would act as kind of a backsplash, which would be nice for stuff like carrots that tend to roll away.

of course, it would be a bitch to store, but so would the existing prototype.

April 7, 2008 5:00 PM

E. Willia said:

Not only the lack of visibility once food is on it and the nicks, but this kind of material is really bad for the knife being used.  It would dull the knife after one cooking session!  Perhaps it would work if the screen were "pop out" if it had a folding mech so that it was compact for storage.  The base could be made out of a knife-friendly material...it would be like a laptop you can cut on!  I'd be interested in it.

April 8, 2008 8:04 AM

twlightknight said:

use it as a very pretty back splash or maybe a tray for hor deuvs nor sure if I spelled that right

April 8, 2008 9:58 PM

Alex Zalben said:

Appetizers. The spelling of hors d'œuvres is the bane of this blog, so we just say "appetizers."

April 9, 2008 9:07 AM

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