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The Sweet Smell of...Sweets. Cupcake Week Continues.

Posted by Steph Auteri

 

The above is photographic evidence that I am not entirely to blame for my obsession with cupcakes.

Or my fashion sense.

Now that we've gotten that out of the way, I've compiled a list of some sweet-smelling products for the cupcake-lover in all of us:

 

[$6, Etsy

Cupcake-scented deoderant. Initially, I thought this was ridiculous. But since I've just arrived home from hoop class, I've decided that I'd rather smell like cupcakes than...this.

 

 

[$17.95, Lush

As long as I don't mistake this cocoa-butter mask for the canister of frosting I keep hidden next to the bed, we'll be just fine.

 

 

[$5.99, Amazon

 Most of these car air fresheners make me nauseous from their sickly sweetness, so I can imagine this being a thousand times worse. Anyone have one of these?

  

[$10, Urban Outfitters

I don't care if lip glosses purposesly get you addicted to them by insidiously drying out your lips, as long as my lips taste like dessert. I'm also a fan of this tiramisu-flavored lipgloss that I once bought at Duane Reade (only the best).

 

 

[$1.99-$23.99, Bed Bath & Beyond]

I love scented candles

More cupcakey goodness tomorrow... 

 

 

 


Posted Apr 02 2008, 09:00 AM
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Amanda said:

Those bears as jazzercizing!

April 2, 2008 9:12 AM

Steph Auteri said:

Oh god, I must have borrowed that sweatshirt from my mom. As I was scanning it in last night, I was thinking (hoping?) that I didn't recognize it as one of my own.

April 2, 2008 2:52 PM

Amanda said:

It's okay.  My favorite sweatshirt when I was a kid had an illustration of two ducks sitting in a row boat each holding an oar that said "Totally Oarsome!"  It really was totally oarsome.

April 2, 2008 4:35 PM

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