I knew a guy in college who swore that the pages of the Bible made the best rolling papers. My mother will be relieved to know I never tested his theory. I have, however, found an even better use for the Bible:

Rebound Designs makes the most creative and well-crafted purses out of old books, including, yes, the Holy Bible. This particular purse is sold out, but you can custom order one similar to it. Check out the full catalog of ready-made purses made from classics like Tender is the Night, Jane Eyre, The Scarlet Letter, and Little Women. See? You don't need to be a book worm to appreciate a great hardback.

[Prices vary, Rebound Designs]