[$3,195 for queen-sized, Floating Bed] 

I've always been a bit preoccupied with hammock chairs, because they're floaty and they swing and they promote lounging. My husband tells me I am not allowed to have one, merely because we live in a one-bedroom condo with no outside balcony, porch, or backyard.

Where would we put it!?" he demands.

"In the space between the living and dining room. Or...or it could be my new desk chair!"

He shakes his head at me. He is a jerk.

A jerk with absolutely no artistic vision.

This floating bed, though...he has to acknowledge that a floating bed could somehow be construed as practical. I mean, if you were bed-shopping and had the space for it. And didn't suffer from seasickness (as he does).