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Date Machine: Separated?

Posted by airheadgenius

 

I've got a lot of emails recently from men who define their *status* as "separated".

What does that mean to you?

Several of these correspondents appear to be entirely geniune, honorable and appealing, but my cynical friend says separated means

* married with no plans to change that
* kicked out of the house for bad behaviour and trying to get a hook up til the wife cools down

Optimistic me thinks that it means that a divorce is in the works.

Zeitgeisty's new "on a break" status presumably means he fits in the separated category too - although strictly speaking there should be a marriage thrown in somewhere I guess. 

Dating someone that's still got one foot in someone elses door isn't a problem necessarily. And for a commitmentphobe like me, it could actually be quite a good thing because it means that they wouldn't be bothering me too much. But there is always the chance that the separated man would be the one that I fell head over heels for which would suck if they ultimately resumed their initial relationship. It's an added complication in a situation, at least in my case, that's already complicated enough. 

A few weeks ago, a separated man and I went out for a drink. I was his second date since his marriage ended. The week before, I met someone and it transpired that I was his first ever Nerve date.

Now a hardened 5 years in Nerve dater probably isn't anyone's idea of a bargain, but maybe these newbies aren't either.

Green certainly isn't my favourite colour.

 

Here are some I made earlier:
The sexiest man alive
Naked Photos
Ever decreasing circles - have you dated the same men as me?
Way too much information
ahg, zeit, ambo threesome plus booty calls
Is this thing on? Does anyone find love on Nerve?
Do you attract douchebags?
Jaded or pragmatic?
Let down badly by an Englishman
Dating and dying
Do your friends hook you up?
Is size everything?
King dong and jizz volume


Cute, but his left leg is attached to his body in some kind of bizarro way - like a barbie doll. Why oh why is the world not perfect?

 


Comments

recycledbrooklyn said:

That's just a digital photo with no depth.  His knee is in the air.  

Separated--I don't see it necessarily as a person headed back to their ex, or even with a possibility of doing so... BUT...

Any split from a long term relationship requires a time of adjustment, no matter the circumstance.  I have zero belief that any recently separated person is ready to pursue a new relationship.  None... sorry.

That's not necessarily a bad thing.  Not in the least.  They should be out dating.  They should be out exploring, growing, learning, expanding... but they're unlikely prospects for anything but a fling.  

April 26, 2009 1:19 AM

e-Claire said:

I'm pretty sure he actually has his knee hitched in a "come hither" kind of invitation, but due to some wacky foreshortening, it ends up looking like its his hip and thigh, not his knee and shin.

Stress not, he's probably going to be less Ken-Like when I meet and subsequently ravage him.

April 26, 2009 1:26 AM

casualencounters.com/blog/ said:

The cynicism is overwhelming. Separated means what it sounds like it means.

April 26, 2009 7:31 PM

airheadgenius said:

casual - if you find this level of cynicism overwhelming, you really need to get out more. Maybe you could up your meds and make it to the end of your block?

April 26, 2009 7:53 PM

recycledbrooklyn said:

There's an interesting dynamic on these date machine blogs.  The daily writers tend to pose questions... even zeitgeisty whose questions are often phrased in definitive statements clearly written to evoke discussion.  The responses, however, are often voiced as declarative statements, as if they were hard fast rules, rather than opinions, or expressions of personal experience.  I suppose I am often guilty of the latter, or could my responses could be construed as such.  

It recalls those strange people on Good Morning America and similar shows who are billed as "relationship experts."  The term strikes me as oxymoronic.  We've all had loads of relationships, but it almost seems to me that the real experts would be those who have had the fewest, but the longest term relationships.

In regard to casual encounters, both the concept and the respondent, aren't casual encounters for most people more of an accident?  Or maybe even an avoidance strategy?  

Just a thought...

April 26, 2009 8:27 PM

jasond22 said:

Hmmm, how many women are that cynical?  Not everyone's dishonest.

I dated while being separated after being married.

To me, separated meant...there was no hope of reconciliation...and I was living on my own.

Since the marriage had been going downhill for a loooooong time, and I'd been living on my own for...a few months (? I don't recall exactly)...I was ready for...whatever...some dates, the beginnings of a LTR, whatever.  I still say now that I was.  Of course, maybe I'm wrong

:P

April 27, 2009 12:41 AM

MDLF said:

When asked by the government, say, what is my civil status? I was married, then I was separated, now I'm divorced. Online, I was married, then I was single.

April 27, 2009 9:46 AM

casualencounters.com/blog/ said:

Surly British snipery disregarded. You're clearly in no position to have any valid insights into my social life or mental health status.

Quit listening to your loser friends and Interpals and listen to the small voice inside you that is usually right.

April 27, 2009 7:11 PM

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