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When Booth Babes Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Booth Babes

Once upon a time, when men were men and E3 was E3, booth babes populated crowded convention centers full of men who wouldn't know what to do with them if they had the chance. But not long before the death of the old E3, booth babes were abolished, causing an uproar from convention attendees who would no longer have the chance to get their pictures taken with women who clearly loathe them. This has always been a confusing reaction, because--from my perspective--if you're a man there's never any shortage of women who loathe you.

Fortunately for Tokyo Game Show attendees, Japan has not ditched the idea of the booth babe as a negative stereotype that does nothing but reinforce the idea of women as helpless playthings who subsequently make our industry appear to be chock-full of horny teenagers. 1UP.com has decided to document the adventures of these booth babes in a new [feature/gallery/mom don't come in here] that shows these women working hard for the money. So hard for it, honey. Like From Software's Village of the Damned dancers:

TGS Trailer Time: Resident Evil 5

A trailer for Capcom's upcoming Resident Evil 5 debuted at the Tokyo Game Show, and--fortunately for you--watching it is now mandatory. Note to Capcom: if you're going to introduce a female character by first showing us her butt, you might as well go all the way and throw in a cartoony thumping bass drum for full effect.

This is the most story we've seen out of RE5 yet, which may be why this preview reminds me so much of Metal Gear Solid (mainly when the stirring music kicks in). And the real return of longtime series villain Wesker should delight all of the RE fans who poo-pooed 4 for essentially being a side-story. Yes; there are seriously people who didn't like RE4 because it was only tangentially related to the series' tortured, ludicrous continuity--and they walk among us, so watch out for that.

Creator of Sonic the Hedgehog Returns: Sega and Prope Making Game For Penguins

Yuji Naka, the designer behind Sonic the Hedgehog, Nights, and Burning Rangers, doesn’t get mentioned much around the gaming campfire these days. The infamous leader behind Sonic Team’s salad days has all but disappeared from game design since Sega left the console making business. His last full title, Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg, was released on Gamecube back in 2003, and since he left Sega to form his own independent studio, Prope, back in 2006, no one’s known what Naka’s been doing with himself. That is, aside from not being involved with Sega’s Wii-fying of Naka’s babies Nights, Sonic, and, soon, Samba de Amigo.

Well, that’s all changing in seventeen days. Prope has opened a website teasing that, in seventeen days, they will reveal their very first game. Said game will be published by Sega. It will also, apparently, be penguin accessible.

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John Constantine, our superhero, was raised by birds and then attended Penn State University. He is currently working on a novel about a fictional city that exists only in his mind. John has an astonishingly extensive knowledge of Scientology. Ultimately he would like to learn how to effectively use his brain. He continues to keep Wu-Tang's secret to himself.

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